Corgi Humor

How to get your Corgi into a bar:
Put on dark glasses, walk into the bar with your Corgi.
If the bartender objects that no dogs are allowed, you look straight ahead into the distance, flash your best Ray Charles smile, and say, "This is my seeing-eye dog".
If the bartender incredulously objects, "That Corgi is your seeing-eye dog!?" you rejoin, in surprise,
"They gave me a CORGI!?!?"

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Corgi walks into a bar. Bartender peers over the counter. "Got any treats?" asks the Corgi.
"Nah," says the bartender, "and we don't serve dogs here. Go away."
Corgi returns later. "Got any treats?"
"No. No dogs allowed in here. Beat it."
Corgi returns yet again, sponging for treats (behavior that will surprise no Corgi owner).
Bartender, losing patience, exclaims, "I told you before, no dogs allowed in here. If I see your furry little snout in here again, I'm gonna nail your tail to the floor."
And of course the Corgi immediately replies, "Got any treats?"